Count Arthur Strong 2024
Count Arthur Strong in ‘And It’s Goodnight From Him’ Part one of Count Arthur
Strong’s farewell tour. (Of the World. Potentially. (Certainly Jersey).
Having consulted with top Harley Street specialists, the St Anne’s
Jombulance Brigade and Professor Twitty, that did covid, (the bald one),
Count Arthur Strong has decided to gradually phase in his farewell tour
over a, yet to be specified number of parts, because of the likelihood of
people doing ‘Cold Turkey’ in theatres over him. Whilst partial, himself
to the odd bit of cold turkey, it is banned in most theatre auditoriums,
apart from in the north east, because of it getting trodden in to the
carpets etc, and the cumulative smell. The management would appreciate
your co-operation in this matter.
Tickets are non-refundable and
non-transferable
For accessible tickets please contact
boxoffice@eicc.co.uk